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Mini-Story... ...I was driving on the freeway (highway / expressway / autobahn - whatever you want to call it, and in whatever language you can identify with...), and suddenly, out of NO WHERE this gorgeous guy, rolls down his window, and smiles next to me. I looked at him, smiled back, and shyly, looked the other direction, and kept my eyes focused on the road. He motioned to me to slow down. I looked over at him, smiled again, then sped up. He drove behind me, then on the other side of me, and rolled down his other window. Now why on EARTH would such a fantastic looking guy like this be so anxious to wave me down? Ask me on a date? Want my number? Take my name? Marry me....???? On his third attempt to try to get my attention, he again pulled over to my side, still doing about 65 mph, rolled down his window further, and started grabbing something on his lap... In SHOCK, I quickly turned the other way, and started to speed up. He sped up too. I didn't want to even have anything to do with this, so in my haste to stick my hand out the window and flip him off, I looked, and couldn't believe what I saw in his hands... MY HUBCAP. |